How would Houston Nutt pronounce Robert Nkemdiche's name?

Our Ole Miss site, Red Cup Rebellion, has perhaps the greatest December college football dead zone discussion topic ever:

How would Houston Nutt pronounce Nkemdiche?

— The Cup (@RedCupRebellion) December 19, 2012

"Bobby Kim-dicky. Gotta get him. He's a defensive end. Really defends. Gets after the ball I tell ya."

— The Cup (@RedCupRebellion) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Yes Dickie could heppus out....he's almost there.not that far off from havvin him here...that guy.

— Joey Brower (@jbrower2006) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Kim-dim-sum

— Taylor DeCastro (@trinitymotors) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Enrique Davis

— Taylor DeCastro (@trinitymotors) December 19, 2012

@inthebleachers @dannyfordisgod @redcuprebellion correct answer is "Hey big fella"

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion I tell ya what we really gotta land that bobby jumanji. He needs some hepp.

— Justin Killough (@KilloughJustin) December 19, 2012

Nintendo 64. Nougat. Nunchuks. Hanukkah. "@redcuprebellion: How would Houston Nutt pronounce Nkemdiche?"

— Überfraulein (@HollyGowisely) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion "Robert Kimdi...hey, back-to-back Cotton Bowls. First time in 50 years."

— Gray Hardison (@BellyoftheBeast) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Circle of the Khomeini

— Brad Cole (@BradCole) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Robbie Kim-squeegee

— thecristilmethod (@cristilmethod) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion I looked him in eyes. Bobby, you and ya brother Denny. Yer not far off. I said. Yer not far off.

— Nerd the Rebel (@NerdtheRebel) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Told Roberto Clemdencho "Can't jump a fence without knowing where the sun sets." He got my meaning. Smart kid. Lotta heart.

— Two Yards (@TwoYdsandaCloud) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Denny & Robert Kawasaki

— Jason Denson (@jasondenson) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Dexter McDiche

— Jess Snyder (@JessSnyderPCB) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Love that Bob Dylan. Sings them songs about wind. Lotta wind. Leaves blow in it. Messes up my hair. Wooooo! Love that wind!

— Two Yards (@TwoYdsandaCloud) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Bobby Krzyzewski

— Caleb Yates (@cyates5) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Robert Nadia Comaneci

— Kevin Baggett (@Lemon_Coolers) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion "Bobbert Neck-'Em-Ditch. Got a momma lives in Austria."

— Matt Lammel (@mattlammel) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion "That name has 50 letters. Fifty. Fifty."

— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Bobby Enricky-kee-chee

— Johnny Merlins (@Rebel_Dave) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Bobbo Clamdishy. Good motor. Lotta passion. Straps on the pads and woooo! Lays the wood!

— Two Yards (@TwoYdsandaCloud) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion "N - buckle those chin straps - kim - whoo that helmet - ditch - FIFTY YEARS!!! - ay - itsy-bitsy little finger"

— Corey Hamil (@EngrRebel) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Bob Deniro

— Nico (@NicoRBR) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion RoboNcopdiche. Cyborg, that one. Great movie. Lotta heart. Sequels too, just like those cotton bowls. Absolutely.

— Austin (@austinpharvey) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion Bobby and Danny Kitchensinki. The Russian Twins who needed some heppin. Kin to ol' Mikey Baryshnikov I think. Good dancers

— Mike (@OMReb44) December 19, 2012

@redcuprebellion I don't know, but thanking all the Nigerian mothers would be a top priority at the signing day presser.

— JohnDavidGriesedieck (@JohnDavid_G) December 19, 2012

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