Nothing that happens in Fayetteville is official until Lizhoney lends her voice to it. Welcome, Bret Bielema.
And you're never leaving.
You're never, ever leaving, are you, coach?
You're going to love it here.
You're home, coach.
Don't ever leave.
Disappointment haunted all our dreams.
I love your face.
Don't ever, ever leave.
You'll never leave us.
I just know it.
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