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Cam Newton's going back to school, which is awesome and a great example for young people everywhere, so let's make jokes about wives, of course?
The following is from the Twitter account of Will Gilbert, sports editor of the Sun Times in Heber Springs, Arkansas:
@coachgusmalzahn Yeah your wife is surely enjoying that Cammy Can Juice too too!— Will Gilbert (@sports_will) January 15, 2013
When contacted, Gilbert confirmed this as his account but denied sending this tweet. A second tweet addressed to Malzahn, reading, "stay out of Arkansas you have taken Houston Nutt's old role," has since been deleted.
The point of all this is nobody wants to read jokes about wives and semen.