#Gators freshman OL Jessamen Dunker is currently in Alachua County Jail on charges of grand theft auto. More coming shortly.— Thomas Goldkamp (@Goldkamp247) January 16, 2013
That sounds horrifying and daring! This is a step shy of a train robbery. What mayhem! What dastardly daring and-
Sources tell me Dunker was arrested for stealing a moped on campus. Trying to confirm that with UPD.— Robbie Andreu (@RobbieAndreu) January 16, 2013
Oh. That's barely even some University of Georgia mayhem.
I'm sure it's a nice moped, and if it was indeed stolen, it should be returned to its rightful owner immediately as the guilty party is reprimanded appropriately. But it's high time we include not-so-grand theft auto in the lawbooks. A lawbook is a book of laws.