Take that, Mark Sanchez. That's what you get for being so darned handsome.
SHOTS FIRED from SI Swimsuit model and Dougie enthusiast Kate Upton, y'all.
It's okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) January 8, 2013
Oh man, zingers galore in the BCS National Championsexyship tonight. Take notice, this isn't your grandfather's football. It's the go-daddy-dot-com-sexed-up version you can't see on TV. It's 2013, now, so take notice. Think we're joking? An NFL player tweeted his phone number to A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, Brent Musburger was drooling all over her (okay, Brent drools over just about everything) and LeBron is out there following her too:
The only thing that would make this all better is if A.J. McCarron got drafted by the Jets and he broke up with Katherine Webb to start dating Upton. Imagine the N.Y. Post headlines!
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