Think about tailgating. Think about who you associate with tailgating: college students, fervent college athletics enthusiasts, people who cook their own food outside, the loud and brassy among us... you get the idea.
Now think of the walking antithesis of tailgating culture, the one person whom you couldn't imagine enjoying the whole scene. You were probably thinking of this guy, weren't you?
You know. Sometimes Mitt Romney just hangs out in the Grove. Right by my tent. http://t.co/nRZnYTL5co— R. Brent Johnson (@662RBJ) October 12, 2013
"Hello, sports fans! Can anyone direct me to the ginger ale! This is some impressive catering!"
And lest you accuse us of being political partisans, 1) we would sooner walk off a cliff than tailgate with Harry Reid, and 2) nobody cares about your hurt political feelings anyway.