Around the same time that "Man in Auburn shirt claims to be Jesus, crashes into gas pump" became an actual headline, further #Godthing things happened in the loveliest little village. From the Auburn Plainsman's editorial board:
The Pope's recent decision to step down has got us thinking. Does a man really need to have the same job for the rest of his life?
When it comes to Jay Jacobs, we don't think so.
And it gets more terrific from there:
Take the Pope for instance; he knows he can't help anyone while he's sick, so he makes way for someone who can.
Right now, Jacobs is our sick Pope. Unfortunately, he's a little too comfortable in his gold throne at the athletic department.
He probably does not have a gold throne. Also, he just hired a pretty good football coach.