The DANA Combo--Mountaineer Biscuit+Red Bull--$7.77 #WVU Tudors Biscuit World— Tudor's Motown (@TudorsMotown) February 22, 2013
Ordinarily, a combo named after West Virginia coach Dana Holgorsen means to get kicked out of somewhere exciting at 3:30 a.m. and then head straight to work, but in this case it means being very, very awake for a stomachache you won't soon regret. It's kind of the same thing!
Here's a look at what pairing a Mountaineer with a Red Bull might resemble, if your eyesight is heavily pixelated on one side due to eating too many Mountaineers and drinking too much Red Bull:
Red Bull is the coach's famed addiction of choice, and $7.77 might be a reference to the 70 points the 'Eers dropped on Clemson in the Orange Bowl, though the restaurant claims it's aiming even higher.
Sports Illustrated's Andy Staples wrote up the glory of the Mountaineer here.
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