You like college football, and you like the Simpsons.
I don't really know any Simpsons jokes, and these almost all still make perfect sense to me. I can only imagine how much greater these must be for a person like yourself, who's surely watched more than like four episodes ever. You lucky dog!
As masterfully created by Redditor redditnoob67, a TCU fan (three conferences have been done in recent days, with the SEC apparently coming soon):
And now there's a SEC one, by Redditor ando7792:
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