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Jadeveon Clowney in spring practice is Lawrence Taylor in Tecmo Bowl

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The legend grows.

Tecmo Bowl Lawrence Taylor is the only video game defender to ever successfully block a kick, I'm convinced. He couldn't jump or anything, but could trample a holder whenever he so pleased. That power has now become carnate. This is why NFL teams are breaking out their rhyme dictionaries.

For reference, sort of:

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