Some college football helmets look like delicious candies

candy - Michael C. Johnson-USA TODAY Spo

Mmmmmmm, football helmet candy.

Hi I am Seth, and sometimes college football helmets look to me like tasty candies I would like to eat, especially new ones. Here are some examples.

TCU wore grape lollies on Thursday:

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(Photo: Michael Johnson, USA TODAY Sports)

Grape's not my favorite, but ... so shiny [licks].

These taste like blue raspberry and horsemeat:

Mmm delectable peppermint treats in Indiana:

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Uh-oh, sour flavors. Watch out!

Cherry, my favorite:

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Yes, I'd like one red flavor, one blue flavor, and hell I'll try a light blue with numbers. Why not?

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Yuck! I hate orange. Pass.

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Is this banana? Sure. Thanks.

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[licks]

Mystery/dog flavor:

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What flavor is gold? I don't care, give it to my mouth.

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Weird.

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