It is Thanksgiving weekend, and you know what that means. No, not the turkey and stuffing and all that, but that's fine too. And not whatever that "NFL" thing is that pops up Thanksgiving night.
It is HATE WEEK in college football, and there are an overwhelming amount of good and important games this weekend. If you want a guide of absolutely everything that's at stake in emoji form, well, we've got what you need.
But seriously, there are basically more huge rivalry games this weekend than you can count, and many feature ranked teams and Playoff contenders. You've got No. 8 Ohio State at No. 10 Michigan, No. 6 Notre Dame at No. 9 Stanford, No. 13 Florida and No. 12 Florida State and No. 3 Oklahoma at No. 11 Oklahoma State on Saturday alone. That doesn't even include the Iron Bowl, the Apple Cup or UCLA-USC.
Buckle up, it's going to be a wild weekend. Full schedule is below; for more coverage on a team, just click on the school's name. Thursday and Friday removed for your convenience.
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Early shift
Best option: No. 8 Ohio State at No. 10 Michigan, ABC
Spread: Pick 'em
Jim Harbaugh crushed a buckeye with a hammer on Bo Schembechler's grave. It is ON.
Plan B: No. 1 Clemson at South Carolina, ESPN
I mean, just in case.
Middle shift
Best option: No. 22 UCLA at USC, ABC/ESPN2
Spread: USC -3
Winner takes the Pac-12 South and will face Stanford in the conference title game.
Plan B: No. 2 Alabama at Auburn, CBS
Again, just in case.
Keep it in mind: Penn State at No. 5 Michigan State, ESPN
Sparty's a pretty slim favorite here, but Penn State has a very good defense.
Late shift
Best option: No. 6 Notre Dame at No. 9 Stanford, FOX
Spread: Stanford -3.5
Both teams are hoping to make their way back into the Playoff picture, and a top-10 win would go a long way.
Plan B: No. 3 Oklahoma at No. 11 Oklahoma State, ABC
These two teams do not like each other very much, and both are still in the Playoff picture. This should be fun.
Keep it in mind: No. 13 Florida State at No. 12 Florida, ESPN
Playoff ambitions for the Gators and potential New Year's bowl bids for both are at stake, and these are two good teams that hate each other, which means you should tune in at some point.
In case of emergency: No. 18 Ole Miss at No. 21 Mississippi State, ESPN2
There are so many ranked vs. ranked games in this time slot that a top-25 Egg Bowl falls down here. If Alabama loses to Auburn, this game becomes a lot more important; a win for the Rebels would take the division in that scenario.
BONUS ROUND: Super late shift
Best option: Arizona State at California, FS1
Spread: Cal -4
There's not much in terms of BIG STAKES late at night Saturday, but this is the only game with a spread within one score.
Plan B: Air Force at New Mexico, ESPNU
Both of these teams are playing well! Air Force clinched its division! The ball will be dang runned!