Mark Cavendish Describes Phillipe Gilbert's Tour De France Stage Win In Simple Terms

As the end of the first stage of the 2011 Tour de France neared, chaos erupted, with a crash enveloping much of the peloton. Phillipe Gilbert stayed clear of the carnage, gutting out a sprint to the finish to easily take the stage victory and earn the right to wear the Maillot Jaune.

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But what does fellow rider Mark Cavendish think? He puts the win in cycling terms we can all understand (H/T Mr. Tyler Bleszinski).

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Just saw todays last kilometre. Gilbert humbled everyone with the equivalence of pulling down his pants to reveal a 13incher. #YIKESless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

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