Everything is sports

The definitive pizza style rankings

262

When pizza's on the Internet, you can argue about pizza anytime.

Meet the kid who should be hosting 'SportsCenter'

Apparently, this is the cutest thing you've seen in a while.

Batman Bear fights invisible enemies in bathtub

GO GET 'EM, BATMAN BEAR.

George Harrison tree destroyed by literal beetles

This is the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction version of a perfect game.

Arrested man orders 5 pizzas to police station

Almost certainly a tribute to the University of Louisville football team, which plays in Papa John's Cardinal Stadium.

Joaquin Phoenix has a second face on his face

He's one of the greatest actors of his generation. Also, he has a forehead face.

The hardest moves in ballet, in slow motion

Get some culture in your life. In extreme slow-mo.

Nicolas Cage wore a shirt with his own face on it

An important part of sports is wearing the correct uniform.

Naked White House gatecrashing is a new sport

Let's examine its potential.

Your guide to the Oscars: Movies you can bet on

5

The Academy Awards are on Sunday. Here's everything you need to know, even if you didn't see a movie last year.

Sochi toilets sound glorious

31

That's not sarcasm! Because here's a story about bathrooms in the old Soviet Union.

The most insane (local) Super Bowl ad ever

There was a halftime Super Bowl ad you probably didn't see. You should fix that right now.

Vin Diesel makes up his own #surfbort dance

Move over, Beyonce. Make some room on that #surfbort.

Woman injured spinning 'Price Is Right' wheel

Her ankle just went "Plinko!"

Now sharks are photobombing people

If you need us, we'll be over here, never going into the ocean again.

Security guard makes diving catch to save kid

Is catching a falling child a sport? Well, watching him hit the ground certainly isn't, you monster, so I'm saying yes.

'Drumline,' the most sports movie ever

17

When you're making a sports movie, you need to hit all the right notes. What about when you're making a movie about hitting all the right notes?

'A Prairie Home Companion' is wretched and awful

56

Garrison Keillor's public radio variety show is inoffensive, successful, and put on by very nice people. It is also, if you ask Jon Bois and Spencer Hall, the most terrible show in the history of...

A famous drunken pig is dead, a nation mourns

13

A pig has died. Words cannot do this pig justice, but we shall try.

Breaking Bad: FeLiNa

38

The end of Breaking Bad and the withdrawal that follows.

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