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Don't pitch him there! (via FanGraphs)

There's your poof. End of debate. Those fourth quarter passing numbers settle the issue for all of time! Tony Romo is better than Aaron Rodgers and Peyton Manning. He also tops Joe Flacco, but that was never really in doubt. Eli Manning too ... of course. I'll say it again just to be clear: Elite. (h/t Reddit)

And he's real happy about it! The only question is, what we should call this? A ZamboNdamukong? A Suhboni? We're at a loss.

Just a few things wrong with this! Awful Announcing has the entire list of errors contained in this graphic (hint: it's more than five!). Go home, graphic. You're drunk.

(UPDATE: He got it fixed.) What looks like "mautre" at the beginning of the last line should be "mature." The passage, from the Message translation of James 1:2-4: "Consider it a sheer gift, friends, when tests and challenges come at you from all sides. You know that under pressure, your faith-life is forced into the open and shows its true colors. So don't try to get out of anything prematurely. Let it do its work so you become mature and well-developed, not deficient in any way." Photo via Durant, HT Jimmy Traina.

The Spurs are going to win. They have God on their side.

Rays relief pitcher Jake McGee was hoping he'd be picked to pitch the ninth inning, but a six-run ninth gave Tampa Bay a lead far too large (10-6) for McGee to protect. Left to his own devices in the bullpen, McGee went for the gold and seemed pleased with his results.

If the Rams' rookie receiver isn't careful, his backpack is going to have a lot of cousins.

We've seen a lot of great mugshots over the years. This one is right up there. (h/t The Press-Enterprise)