Confession: 10 minutes before the early games started last week, I pulled James Jones out of my flex spot and put in Vick Ballard. Jones was playing at Houston, the third-best passing defense in the league (at the time), while Ballard was getting the start at running back against the Jets, a team that was giving up 170 yards on the ground every week. Long story short: I lost and stats are stupid and I hate fantasy football.
Thankfully, I managed to overcome my ensuing existential crisis to once again make "Keepers" the tour de force of fantasy advice and angry name-calling it's always been. Hooray!