"Nobody cares about your fantasy team" goes the internet adage. WRONG! I care. I care very much about your fantasy team. I want to hear all about how Chris Johnson and DeAngelo Williams let you down. I want you to drop Greg Little and Beanie Wells, because they're never going to do anything but take up space on your bench.
Fantasy football is at once infuriating and tons of fun, and I love talking about it in "Keepers." But it's weird if it's just me talking at the camera the whole time, so be sure to hit me up in the comments below or on Twitter. I also encourage you to go to SB Nation's Fantasy Football hub and follow SB Nation Fantasy on Twitter.
More super important fantasy football content for this week:
-- Week 2 running back rankings for PPR and standard leagues.
-- Week 2 quarterback rankings
-- Week 2 waiver wire pick-ups.