The Flawless Sochi Olympics

The Sochi Olympics are flawless, thanks for asking. Here, have some visual proof.

Well, theoretically 'camoflaged'

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What do YOU think these are for?

Sochi has solved unemployment

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Russian Disneyland!

$51 billion can't buy grass

And it's not even the correct shade of green.

The Sochi website works in mysterious ways

Now you know what to do in a riot, even though you didn't ask.

Putin introduces media to leopard, leopard attacks

Olympics -> animal conservation -> people getting bit

Sochi bathroom success is a pipe dream

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Hope these urinals are adjacent to the hotel lobby, not actually in them, but given the nature of the #RatchetOlympics anything is possible.

These seem like fire code violations

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Radiator up near the ceiling? Outlet underneath your pillow? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

Every Sochi room comes with free orange peel

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Just a spooky Sochi tree man, no big deal

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