Pretty Much The Best Paragraph Ever

You've probably heard all about the wild animal escape in Ohio by now, but this is the internet and we'll all probably forget about it by like, 3 o'clock. So for posterity's sake, let's just marvel at an excerpt from this, today and forever.

↵
↵

According to police, the animals escaped at about 6 p.m. from an animal farm near Kopchak Road. ... Police would not comment on what animals escaped but said the animal farm did have lions, wolves, cheetahs, tigers, giraffes, camels, grizzly bears and black bears. ... There were multiple sightings of exotic animals along Interstate 70, police said.

↵
↵
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.