Yes yes it's true that Basketball Never Stops with or without the NBA because that's what Nike told us and hey that Sam Cooke commercial is totally awesome but man those charity games were getting kinda old right? Yeah we were on the brink of a nuclear winter where everyone would have been depressed all the time and all basketball fans would've become armchair experts in legalese even #LockoutLife couldn't save us and man that would've been miserable and it would've slowly bled everyone of their sanity all because of basketball.
Instead? BASKETBALL'S FINALLY STARTING.â†µ
Suddenly the world makes sense again.â†µ