KANSAS CITY, MO - MARCH 31: A base displays an Opening Day logo prior to the start of the opening day game between the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and the Kansas City Royals at Kauffman Stadium on March 31, 2011 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

Fake Tweets: It's Opening Day, And Life Is Good... Right?

It's opening day, and life is good. It's like the American flag and Taco Bell: something we can all agree on. Even other pro athletes love Opening Day. Right? Without further ado... Here's a roundup of some (completely fake) Tweets on the dawning of a new baseball year.

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Fake Tweets: It's Opening Day, And Life Is Good... Right?

With all due respect to the Masters, Major League Baseball's Opening Day is the REAL tradition unlike any other in American sports. Every year, baseball sounds a siren that reminds us there's warmth on the horizon.

Indeed, the days are getting longer now, the sun's getting brighter, and for one day, everyone's undefeated. Call me a sap, but some things in life are cliche for a reason. Did you wake up feeling a little more hope this morning? Me too, guys. Me, too.

God Bless America, and God Bless the American Pastime.

Now, then... Let's see what some other pro athletes have to say about our national holiday.

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Big shoutout to my man A-Rod and the rest of the Yankees on #OPENINGDAY. 162-0 boyyyyyy! #Leggoooooless than a minute ago via Echofon

 

 #Leggooooo to hell, Lebron. RT @KingJames Big shoutout to my man A-Rod and the rest of the Yankees. 162-0 boyyyyyy! #Leggoooooless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Ay D.C. tweeps, this Livan Hernendez is a pro athlete? #LMAO ess than a minute ago via Twitter for Android

Ok tweeps, #LetsBeHonest these baseball players be makin Haynesworth's ass look like a white girls. #cmonson less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android

How the f*** I end up at a baseball game? #Toomuchdrinkinless than a minute ago via web

Ever felt all alone in this world? Like nobody understands you? Like if you disappeared, nobody would notice?less than a minute ago via Echofon

Real talk tweeps, #OpeningDay might be #ClosingTime for ya boy. Just me, my thoughts, and this bottle right now.........less than a minute ago via Echofon

The 1st basemen weighs 280, easy. Prolly pushin 300. And they say NBA players are lazy???? #SMHless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

U know why they called it Field of Dreams right? less than a minute ago via web

Cuz baseball puts everybody to SLEEP!!!! #LOL #OpeningDay ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ less than a minute ago via web

Football = Slavery, Watching Baseball = Water boarding  RT @JaredAllen69 Cuz baseball puts everybody to SLEEP!!!!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

SIIIIIIIKE. Just playin, tweeps.....  Decided to hit up the Yankees game on #OpeningDay ... #bigmistake ess than a minute ago via Echofon

Figured I'd have some fun w/ yall. Reggie ain't suicidal. Reggie's just at baseball game. #samedifference? LOLless than a minute ago via Echofon

Bottom line: Celebrity softball games > Baseball less than a minute ago via web

Bottom line: Anything > Baseball. RT @alleniverson Bottom line: Celebrity softball games > Baseball less than a minute ago via HootSuite

CO-SIGN. RT @NBA: Bottom line: Anything > Baseball. RT @alleniverson Bottom line: Celebrity softball games > Baseball less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

 

Oh, well... Maybe not everybody is on board here. But hey, at least baseball's still excited:

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