Even in the canon of hysterical college football investigations, ESPN's investigation into college football players smoking pot ranks right up there with the most ridiculous in history. The accompanying art (above) just makes it that much better.
In the Year of our Lord 20fucking12, this is how ESPN is talking about pot—something millions of Americans have done without causing any harm to themselves or to others, which is more than you can say for, oh, I dunno, competitive football.â†µ
Think of the
children! stoned footballs!