#Hot Corner

Baseball poetry is life (man)

When you're talking baseball poetry, you've got your F.P. Adams and your Ogden Nash and your Marianne Moore, even your Scooter Rizzuto and your Yogi Berra. And then you've got your Portlandian bard, whose handiwork was spotted this morning under an out-of-the-way bridge ...

What's that? You say Soriano hasn't stolen 20 bases in a season since 2006?

Lighten up, brother. Poetic license.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.