Dan Johnson is happy. Uncle Jesse is happy. But that poor family.
Part of me wants to think that one of those three was responsible for this:
Per a friend at the game, a Red Sox fan was escorted from the stadium after taking a live Ray out of the tank and throwing it.— Thomas Beisner (@thomasbeisner) October 8, 2013
I'll go with the daughter. There's a quiet fury behind those eyes. Especially considering that after the home run, she defiantly held up this sign:
Damn straight. Don't take any guff from these swine.
(Also, I hope that tweet is completely made up.)