#Hot Corner

The worst video ever created

Oh, no, please do not think that headline is hyperbole. This is probably the worst video ever. If you like someone, but you want to troll them, you give them the ol' Rick Roll. If you don't like someone, and you want them to die, give them the ol' Sterling Sendoff.

Someone had to put this together. It was someone's job to match the music with the video and edit it all together.

Dammit, this guitar isn't happy enough ... no, no, no, I want brighter. Tinklier. Bring me the tinkliest, good-time piano runs you can find, and then get some super bright adult blues guitar riffs and licks. Some real honky-tonk tinklin' and riffin'.

NOW. NOT YESTERDAY, NOW. MAKE THEM TINKLY. MAKE THOSE RIFFS FUN. MAKE THEM SO TINKLY AND FUN YOU THINK OF JOHN STERLING. NO, I WILL NOT LEAVE. THIS IS A *PUBLIC* LIBRARY. IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. I WANT HAPPY, BRIGHT RIFFIN' TO SYNC UP WITH THE HOME RUN CALLS, DO YOU HEAR ME?

Rest in peace, MLB intern. Rest in peace.

Also, sweet crap, this video.

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