#Hot Corner

MEAT

HELLO RANGERS FANS. DO YOU LIKE MEAT? IF SO HERE ARE SOME MEAT PRODUCTS FOR YOU:

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OUR FIRST OFFERING IS MEAT BETWEEN BREAD TOPPED WITH MEAT. WE POUR A MEAT-CHEESE SAUCE OVER IT AND HOLD IT TOGETHER WITH ROPE FASHIONED OUT OF MEAT.

THEN WE HAVE "THE HUMAN FOIS GRAS LIQUID BURGER", WHICH IS A FEEDING TUBE OF MEAT SLOWLY INSERTED INTO YOUR TRACHEA SO THAT WE CAN GET AN ARTISAN SLURRY INTO YOUR STOMACH AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

NEXT WE MOVE ON TO MEAT ON BED OF MEAT, SITTING ON A TRAY MADE OUT OF MEAT, ON A RICKSHAW MADE OUT OF MEAT, PULLED BY A STADIUM WORKER WEARING A MEAT SUIT, SO IF YOU WANT SOME MORE MEAT, YOU CAN TELL HIM TO PULL THE HELL OVER SO YOU CAN START GNAWING ON HIS ELBOWS.

/CHOPS UP LINE OF GROUND BEEF WITH PIECE OF BEEF JERKY

YOU WANT A MEAT BUMP? TAKE A MEAT BUMP. GOT A SIXER OF FERMENTED MEAT IN THE CAR, TOO, IF YOU WANT IT. HAVE SOME MEAT.

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