Brad Ziegler found this video, and the video transmuted into a GIF because that's how the physical sciences work:
You know what people like? When other people take one in the beans. How that trait passed through the evolutionary gauntlet, I have no idea. Seems to me the gene should have died out years ago because a bunch of Homo Erectus-types spent most of their free time hitting each other in the beans and laughing themselves silly. Yet here we are.
I'm in the middle of research for a post that no one will really care about, so I figured I'd double down and dump all of the beans-related GIFs I have. You win, Internet. You win.
1. Carl Crawford
2. Dave Clark
Bonus Dave Clark
3. Buster Posey
5. Erick Aybar (eh, close enough)
6. Joel Peralta
7. Craig Monroe
8. Brett Butler