Brandon Wood, noted Quadruple-A hitter, has been sold to the Baltimore Orioles.
Wait, did I say sold? Sorry about that. He was traded ...
#Royals traded AAA Omaha third baseman Brandon Wood to Baltimore for cash considerations. He will report to AAA Norfolk.— Bob Dutton (@Royals_Report) May 9, 2013
Not sold. Nobody would ever sell a person. Not in America.