Well, huh. Fella wakes up in the morning and sees that he missed some big news.
First, a suggestion:
You know. For the ladies.
Second, every team should have one of these. And they should wrestle between innings. And at the All-Star Game, all 30 of them should get in a steel cage and wrestle, with the winning getting home-field advantage. This would make more sense than the current arrangement, and it would get huge ratings.
Think it over, Baseball.