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Pitcher clown wants your soul!

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Why do clowns still exist? What percentage of the population finds them amusing? Hell, what percentage of the population doesn'trecoil in horror upon seeing one? According to the website Cool Facts, Bro:

Cool Fact #4714: Researchers polled 250 children regarding their opinions on clowns; all 250 children in the study reported that they found clowns frightening.

And yet, we still find items like this pitching clown figurine, who, from the looks of him, is on the Steve Dalkowski Liquid Diet. Maybe this is how batters hitting below the Mendoza Line see all pitchers in their nightmares.

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