The GIF:
Instant hot take
Oh, hell no.
Revised hot take after moment of quiet contemplation
Oh, hell no.
Bat-related puns
Broken bat on the field.
That bat just shattered.
Batting for the last time today ...
The bat just flew out of his hands.
"Hi, my name is Paul Janish, and I don't get a lot of RaBIes, so I should be okay, right???"
Someone get the bat boy out here.
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oh god that's so much better than any pun could possibly be