#Hot Corner

The Dodgers are in the Chase Field pool

Norm Hall

Yasiel Puig is in the Diamondbacks' pool. Like you, when I read that, I figured there was a pop-up to shallow left and he got carried away. But no, the Dodgers clinched the NL West on Thursday, and several Dodgers figured it was a good idea to climb the fence and hop in the pool.

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Photo by Norm Hall/Getty Images


Well. This does not please the gritty and scrappy among us:

But the Diamondbacks should hold off on the outrage. The Dodgers aren't shaming them, per se. They've had celebrations planned out at all 30 ballparks, just in case.

Toronto - Break into Rogers Centre Hotel, start throwing furniture out window

San Diego - Climb Western Metal Supply building like King Kong, start throwing western metal off the roof

Tampa Bay - Balloons filled with urine off the catwalks

Milwaukee - Rip head off Bernie Brewer, slide down without pants

Detroit - Drive that stupid truck onto the field and do donuts until a SWAT team comes

Houston - Drive that stupid train onto the field and do donuts until a SWAT team comes

Washington - Find single identifying feature of ballpark, do something to it

Good work, Dodgers. Now, computer, get DaveChappelleYasielPuigfuckyourpool.gif.

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Computer, please get DaveChappelleYasielPuigfuckyourpool.gif.

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Computer?

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Man, I thought this was the future.

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