Olympics, How Do They Work?

Let's learn about curling!

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CURLING! It's Olympic-level shuffleboard, played by dudes we'd love to have a beer with. It's our favorite Olympic sport, and now let us explain it.

Get on up, it's learning about bobsled time!

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Three Olympic sports involve going 90 miles an hour in a sled through a curvy ice tunnel. Is America going to win any medals? How about JAMAICA, FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME?

Let's learn about figure skating!

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Figure skating is America's favorite winter sport, a beautiful art form we watch because somebody coated in glitter will have her life's work shattered because she failed to land a triple axle. But...

Let's learn about ski jumping!

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Ski jumping is a sport where you try to jump over the length of a football field without getting maimed. (People often get maimed.) This year, people with uteri are allowed to participate!

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