British Diver Tom Daley Got Twitter Pregnant Last Night

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Tom Daley is a British synchronized diver, and Monday, he dealt with a disappointing finish in the synchronized dive, as he and his teammate, Pete Warfield, failed to medal. That's when a British teenager sent him a number of aggressive tweets that ultimately got the teenager arrested. But that was NOT the biggest Tom Daley story on Twitter.

Yeah, uh... Apparently the entire Internet wants to have sex with Tom Daley. Examples:

I want Tom Daley to dive off that platform, out of my TV, and right into my living room.

— Whitney Clouatre (@whit_clou) July 31, 2012

tom daley can dive into my pants any time.

— Sexy Llama (@sxcllama) July 31, 2012

tom daley needs to dive into my pants

— talia al ghul (@vvangoghs) July 31, 2012

Hi Tom Daley I'd appreciate if you would dive into my pants

— AnnMarie Garcia (@blonde_demon1D) July 31, 2012

Tom Daley you are welcome to dive into my vagina anytime

— HI NIALL. (@lauren_theo) July 31, 2012

Tom Daley, dive into love with me.

— Megan Koebbe (@megankoebbe) July 31, 2012

i am so not busy looking at pics of tom daley's ass.... #betterthanworking #gonnagetarrested

— ange (@mrs_nfg_ange) July 31, 2012

Finds Tom Daley... Bloody Beautiful!!  Even if he is only 18! I'd love to go all '50 shades of grey' on his ass for one night!Haha #Hot x

— Laura Jane Murphy (@LJ_Murphy90) July 30, 2012

Tom Daley could dive in my pool any day.... And by pool I mean my bed And by dive I mean..... Make love with me

— Sidney(@kidnamedSid) July 31, 2012

WhO GAVE TOM DALEY THE RIGHT TO DESTROY MY FEELINGS AND MAKE ME SOB EVERY TIME I SEE A POOL. HELP I'M IN LOVE

— Annie(@Annetheman3) July 31, 2012

why isn't tom daley a sperm doner yet :/ becos i'd be proud to be on 16 and pregnant with him ://///

— three tree town(@0vejo) July 27, 2012

Omfg Tom Daley..... Get me pregnant.

— Elizabeth Calton (@ElizaBreasts) July 31, 2012

Tom Daley needs to stop making me pregnant with all these photos of him

— Leanne Tiet (@leannebiebstiet) July 31, 2012

Turn on the TV, Tom Daley is diving... BOOM, pregnant. #olympics2012

— Samantha (@samshannonmack) July 31, 2012

And...

I don't even think Tom Daley understand how hot Tom Daley is, please dive into my life twitter.com/EllenSievert/s…

— Ellen Sievert (@EllenSievert) July 31, 2012

WHOOPS OK NOW WE'RE ALL PREGNANT SORRY GUYS.

(God, Twitter is terrifying.)

(HT: @BillBarnwell)