The best way to describe the Closing Ceremony of the 2012 Olympic Games in London is to say "a cough-syrup induced fever dream."
Wait, no. That's not quite right. It's like ... it's like if you had pneumonia and fell asleep while watching a Paddington Bear marathon.
No. No, that's not it, either. I guess it's sort of like if you dropped acid while watching Pink Floyd's The Wall, but where the visuals were synched up to the audio from Mary Poppins.
Actually, it's just kind of like this: