You Can Stop Proving You're Faster Than Everyone Now, Usain Bolt

Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world again, having won the 100 meters on Sunday and positioned himself to defend his 200 meters title with a strong qualifying time on Tuesday. But everyone knows that, Usain! You don't have to make people look too slow and silly anymore!

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Awww, never mind. When you do funny little things like the "TOO SLOW" fist bump pull-away, Usain, you prove that speed kills... the one chance a random teenage attendant at the 2012 Olympics ever had to look cool.

Keep doing you.

For more of Usain Bolt being funny, check out our GIF overview of "The Swag-Off." For more on the Olympics, check out SB Nation's London 2012 Olympics Hub. For more on Olympic athletics, follow the 2012 Olympic athletics section.

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