London Olympics 2012

George Michael and Emeli Sande shine during the 'Olympic concert.' Eighties rockers, not so much.

The Summer Olympics have ended, and most people have missed what's really the big story. That, Rory McIlroy's weekend at Kiawah Island and the end of Chad Johnson's career (?) in today's Monday Morning Jones.

Here's to hoping Carmelo's got all the Coconut Energy drinks he needs this morning., plus sunglasses and Advil, cuz the last two weeks was mad real (except for Swizz Beatz).

Kevin Love doesn't dance. No way.

From the end of Sunday night's Closing Ceremony: And stayed tuned for #TheWho after @animalpractice :) — NBCOlympics (@NBCOlympics) August 13, 2012

Team USA is back on top in another Olympic cycle. But what will the team look like in 2014 and 2016? The Hook assesses who might be leaving, who might be coming back and who is rising up.

The United States took top honors at the 2012 London Olympics, finishing with more total medals and gold medals at the Summer Games. China, Russia, Great Britain and Germany rounded out the Top 5.

Coach Mike Krzyzewski will step down as coach of Team USA after guiding the team to its second consecutive Olympic gold medal.

Writers agree that the Closing Ceremony was fun - for all ages! Seriously, they all agree.

Mountain biking is weird. Maybe weirder than you think!