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The year: 1968. The bones: crushed.
Can't spell "aerobics" without "Johnny Football!" (NOTE: may not actually be true.)
And no one even challenged him on Facebook first.
This was an extremely Tennis Moment™
New borders have been established in the long-running war between these two infielders.
How in the world did this driver walk away without a scratch?
Sometimes you just gotta let 'em go, kid.
It's one thing to hit a big league fastball. It's another to catch a speeding batting helmet.
Detroit has the best 5-man pitching rotation AND the best 6-person Snuggie team.
HE IS AN EVIL ROBOT.
The real banjo player plays behind his back, but the true master uses his butt.
When does a Slip'N Slide of this size go to retail?
You can do this, Josh, we've seen you do it before.
We're not sure how this is happening, so we're just going to go with it.
Ice is back with a brand new edition of a successful first pitch. He also got photobombed.
Except for that guy.
Wait for the payoff. It's worth it.
Being removed mid-game for a trade can't be easy, but Tigers' fans knew how to show respect.
This video is old. We don't care even a little. Watch it now.
That might be too tall. I'm no expert.
He probably asked if he could throw the pitch FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES. They said no.
MLB, pay attention. THIS is how you do a first pitch.
With a baseball. For a segment. But just imagine if they really got in a fight!
This is how a champion stretches.
SHUT IT DOWN LET'S GO HOME.
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