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That might be too tall. I'm no expert.
He probably asked if he could throw the pitch FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES. They said no.
MLB, pay attention. THIS is how you do a first pitch.
With a baseball. For a segment. But just imagine if they really got in a fight!
This is how a champion stretches.
SHUT IT DOWN LET'S GO HOME.
D.C.'s ad for its new Metro line will make you backflip out of your house.
Crisis averted, glory attained.
The turf monster can't stop Sammy Watkins.
Meet Agnes McKee, an awesome older lady. Then watch her dominate the mound!
Just a hilarious visual.
Make it stop ... MAKE IT STOP!
Her name is Kacy Catanzaro. Don't forget it.
Riding a skateboard while wearing a gun is serious multitasking.
He's facing Aroldis Chapman, so of course he's excited to not be out.
Step 1: Don't slide entirely on your face. Step 2: Repeat.
Play poker with Matt Garza if you ever get the opportunity.
The SEC-themed Star Wars film you never knew you needed.
She's a problem clapper, Jerry.
But not before he had to deal with the fans around him.
Conrad always had a flair for the dramatic.
Internet Celebrity Marlins Kid is still dancing, lifting his shirt up
It's almost worth listening to "PUT IT ON THE BOAARRRRRD" to see Abreu hit. Almost.
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