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Patrick Kane played against some random guys in Buffalo, and unsurprisingly completely dominated them.
Although actually, it's just general genital area tee usage.
Rockets GM Daryl Morey had an evening of athletic glory, paid for by the generous donations of Daryl Morey.
When hockey's most recognizable voice is paired with the World Cup, amazing happens.
Part of the reason for aforementioned pooping: cursing on TV.
Never change, Philly.
And it was the best part of the NHL Awards.
Jeez ... thanks for ruining a woman's dreams, Red Wings.
Minor league sports remain the minor league-iest.
One is a testament to victory, hard work, and everything that is good about sports. The other is something you can drink fortified wine out of.
The Spurs and Kings have one important thing in common.
That said, we'd love to see a version of the NHL where everybody was wearing high heels instead of skates.
WE'RE DYING. WE'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING, AND WE'RE DYING
JINX OF THE CENTURY? (No, probably not. Just some shirts being sold.)
With the Rangers one game away from losing the Stanley Cup Final, things are getting WEIRD.
It's not fair to blame an entire organization for one bad song, but here we are.
Snoop Dogg singing "Gangnam Style!" PSY rapping "What's My Name!" It's all here!
Even though Saturday Night Live was a re-run, people got mad, yo!
The Rangers' home was briefly bombarded by Will Ferrell yelling about the Kings.
The Blackhawks lost, and thus CM Punk is quite sad.
Alec Martinez scored, the Kings went to the Stanley Cup Final, and Drew Doughty celebrated like only he knows how. The result is the greatest hockey Vine in the history of hockey Vines.
Youppi had to take pictures in a Rangers jersey. He chose to make them sad carousel pictures.
Montreal forward Brian Gionta spit on himself during the Canadian national anthem on Wednesday night.
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