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Try to get this image out of your mind, we dare you.
If you want a jersey of the Browns' starting quarterback it's not easy.
Well, this is certainly the first compelling argument in favor of bulldozing Wrigley to the ground.
Does this look appetizing to you? That wasn't rhetorical; does it?
Every NFL fan cusses their quarterback. Who knew there could be consequences?
"This is my Green Monster master bedroom, and my Foul Pole Yellow powder room."
This is ... interesting.
Put this right on your coffee table. It's a conversation starter.
Sorry Poker fans, most people say "not a sport."
Broncos quarterbacks are SO CONFUSING.
The saddest record for the saddest franchise? Probably!
This is the weirdest way to lose a medal ever.
More like DJ Mano the hands of fate.
Rory McIlroy managed to win in spite of some extremely low light.
The first key of taking a good selfie is knowing who is in the photo with you.
It was a joke, but Bristol didn't find it funny.
It's normal to ask an NFL player about what his wife said, right?
This was apparently his version of a prank.
Confirmed: Arizona State hates fun, happiness.
Clearance raw fish? What could possibly go wrong?
Imagine the smell. Seriously, just imagine the smell.
How much do you love NFL training camp? If the answer is "way too much," then this shirt is for you.
What are you doing, Pirates? PIRATES, STAHP.
This serves as a helpful guide to knowing when you're two steps from making a skin suit out of people.
The Twitter Q&A is a great way for teams to interact with fans ... unless they use the wrong hashtag.
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