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There was only one man who deserved Robin Van Persie's captains armband following the Dutch win over Brazil.
Brazil and the Netherlands are putting on their fuzzy Russian hats and getting this over with.
Here's your chance to re-live the game the way it felt.
Read the Twitter tea leaves, guys!
Take a dive against Mexico, become a pinata.
Physics almost played a cruel trick on Argentina in the World Cup semifinal.
Trophy-holding sad elderly man is the best.
It's nice to be understood.
Argentina's midfielder made a spectacular save against the Netherlands. At the expense of his bottom.
She's his wife and mother of three, but somehow Clint Dempsey calling her his baby mama is simultaneously sweet and hood.
Dude, it wasn't the TV's fault all those things happened on the TV.
They're very passionate fans.
All you need to know to avoid a super boring game.
Yes, your Holiness: we all like soccer.
Everyone is a Sad Girl in Brazil today.
Is it possible to find a parlay so big that you can win $46,000 on a $20 bet? Yes, but not without some work.
Historically embarrassing contests are fun to talk about on the Internet!
You are our favorite fan, Sad Brazilian man.
The CBC is showing a graphic telling us how amazing Germany's win was -- it's a bit ridiculous.
...while his hat friend just mopes.
A summary of Brazil-Germany in 1,000 words.
Desecration by fire, teeth, and Roomba.
It's better to be up 6-0 than down 0-6, apparently.
5-0 gets people pretty upset.
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