Are you sitting down? The Jaguars lost to the Broncos. I know, I know; I can't believe it either. But Jags mascot Jaxson DeVille, as he is wont to do, lost a bet with the Broncos' mascot, so this is the end result:
Check out those gams! Jaxson DeVille ALWAYS covers the spread ... if you know what I mean.
(I don't know what I mean.)