Minnesota is without head coach Jerry Kill as he deals with epilepsy, and has responded with a pair of wins including a 34-23 upset of No. 24 Nebraska today.
They've done it, according to interim coach Tracy Claeys, by fighting hard enough to remove a particular piece of anatomy. (Hat tip to Minnesota news man Chris Long.)
Apologies to the Minnesota football team, who no longer have genitalia. (Seriously, though, congratulations to the Minnesota football team for rallying around their coach as he takes the time he needs to get healthy and gutting out a pair of victories, quips about balls aside.)