This video is a stark reminder that the "HOPPAH" guys on those commercials don't get it right. They don't even get it half-right. This is Boston. This is the encapsulation of Boston in one insanely furious man. But to be fair, it is the World freakin' Series, kid. Are you kiddin' me?
And yet, the most Boston passage in the video? "The fuhst one was a straike, Skawatt."
(h/t to John Beattie)