We showed you earlier that Davis Love III had adopted an abandoned baby squirrel at the President's Cup. It was adorable. I have spent most of my life dreaming about having a baby woodland creature hang out on me, and Davis Love III was living my dream while managing an international golf competition.
Somewhere along the line, this baby squirrel got into the hands of Lindsay Vonn, who tried to give the squirrel to Tiger Woods. The world's No. 1 golfer was unappreciative.
Failing to win any majors for the past like 42 years or so? Excusable. NOT BEING ABLE TO APPRECIATE AN ADORABLE TINY ANIMAL ON YOUR SHOULDER? You've got to put your life into perspective, Tiger.
In other news, Jay-Z's song would've been way less popular if it was called "Get That Baby Squirrel Off Your Shoulder."