Basically, you're not a college basketball program at this point if you haven't put some extremely large, extremely garish graphic on your court. James Madison has big, sassy dogs. FIU has a beach towel. UTEP has big pickaxes.
Now, San Jose State is joining the club (via San Jose State's Facebook)
TONIGHT, THE MOUNTAIN WEST BASKETBALL CONFERENCE DINES IN HELL
Yes, they're the Spartans, so there's now a re-enactment of 300 happening on the court. That won't be distracting at all to players.
Quite frankly, it's a horrible phalanx -- look at how much of that guy in the middle's abs are exposed! The Persians would be tearing through right now.