So you've won the 2013 Cy Young Award for your league. You may not receive the actual, physical award until a presentation ceremony next season, but here's something you can cherish forever: hastily thrown-together Photoshop images of the gaudy new WWE Championship belt, lovingly tweeted at you and everyone else in the world.
Zale's needs to get on this. Truly, this is a gift that will stand the test of time. You're so thoughtful, MLB!