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Michael Beasley meets Marcus/Markieff Morris and is shocked they're twins

Michael Beasley doesn't remember his teammates. And hates cloning.

SCENE: American Airlines Arena.

(MICHAEL BEASLEY walks over to MARKIEFF MORRIS, his teammate from last year.)

Michael Beasley: Hey, Mark, what's up!

Markieff Morris: Beas! How's it goin, man! HEY, MARCUS, COME SAY HEY TO BEAS!

MB: Wait... who the hell is Marcus?

Markieff: You know... my brother. Marcus.

(MARCUS MORRIS walks over)

Marcus: Hey! Awww, man, we missed you!

MB: WHATTTTTTTTTTT

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MB: WHERE'D

WHERE'D THE SECOND ONE OF YOU COME FROM

Marcus: Oh, I was just doing layup lines. How's it going?

MB: THIS AIN'T LEGAL. THAT CAN'T BE LEGAL. YO SPO CALL THE REFS THEY GOT CLONES

Markieff: Hahahaha, Beas! You always were a joker!

MB: THIS ISN'T A JOKE. EJECT THEM. KILL THEM.

MB: Alright, look, I'm gonna give you guys one chance. Which one of you is the good Markieff and which one of you is the bad Markieff?

Markieff: We're twins. We were born two minutes apart. We're different people. And you can drop the joke, Michael!

MB: I SAID WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE GOOD MARKIEFF AND WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE BAD MARKIEFF

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MB: AND STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS NO JOKE YOU GUYS DO SOME REALLY SICK STUFF IN PHOENIX. AND I'M GLAD I LEFT. IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE...

Marcus: I literally have no idea what movie you're talki--

MB: SPY KIDS 2.

Markieff: Spy Kids 2?

MB: BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A GOT-DANG DOCUMENTARY. CLONING HAS GOTTA BE A FLAGRANT FOUL. FLAGRANT 2. KILL ONE OF EM

Marcus: Bye, Beas.

MB: Bye? BYE? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MICHAEL BEASLEY

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