Karl Stollery of the Lake Erie Monsters got gosh dang obliterated by the Utica Comets' Darren Archibald (which is definitely what your next favorite indie pro wrestler is going to be called when he shows up in NXT next year). Luckily, there was a video and multiple camera angles of him going full Marty Jannetty as a result of the impact. And now I've fulfilled my pro wrestling reference quota for the day!
What's that? You want a GIF of this? OH, ALL RIGHT, FINE:
KAPOWWWWWWWW. Happy Thanksgiving!
(h/t to Brandon Stroud at With Leather)