LaDarius Owens' jersey came apart during the Iron Bowl. There was apparently no backup jersey, so in the game of the year, in the fourth quarter, with Auburn down seven, we received a lengthy report about a SEWING MACHINE.
Sew, Auburn tailor! Sew with SEC speed!
This had the Internet in stitches, and A MILLION OTHER BAD PUNS.
And it's 28-21 right now and Auburn has the ball.